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ABOVE LEFT: Big D, Jim B., Ray A. & Frank P. 182 Off icers of NCBA. LEFT: VAULTS UNDERGROUND recieves their trophies. ABOVE: ACTION MAGAZINE recieves their trophies: (look close) for coming in last place. Bev said, "At least we got a trophy, and just wait till next year."

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A MAN'S WORLD

"where MEN do more than pose"

2402 ST CLAIR AVE CLEVELAND, OHIO

Sat. July 16th

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Tower City Corps Christmas in July

I'll see ya at

A MAN'S WORLD!

Sat. July 30th Bar Nite VANGUARDS MC From Philadelphia

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THE GAY OLD DAYS

"My God, Brutus, it's a Gay Winnebago!"

BERNIE

ALAN, HOW ABOUT GOING TO

A MOVIE TONIGHT?

SURE BABE, WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE?

WELL, IT'S BETWEEN "GORE STORY," RETURN OF THE BLOODSUCKERS! OR "THEY EAT PEOPLE, DON'T THEY?"

BERNIE, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY PAY MONEY TO SEE SUCH TRASH!

WELL THEN, WE COULD SIT HOME AND WATCH T.V.!

GOOD POINT. WHY PAY TO SEE TRASH WHEN WE CAN WATCH IT FOR FREE.

FEATURES SYNDICATE

BERNIE

GRANDMA, HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO STAY MARRIED TO ONE MAN FOR ALMOST 50 YEARS?

WELL DEAR, YOU SEE WE WERE VERY MUCH IN LOVE...

WE TALKED OPENLY, RESPECTED ONE ANOTHER, AND WERE COMPLETELY DEVOTED TO MAKING OUR MARRIAGE WORK.

THERE WASN'T A DAY THAT WENT BY THAT WE DIDN'T SAY "I LOVE You" AND WE NEVER TOOK ONE ANOTHER FOR GRANTED.

PLUS WE HAD A HELL OF A SEX LIFE!